笑话暖心文案短句英文
Laughter is the music of the soul, and these witty one-liners are sure to strike a chord in your heart:
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Did you know that I'm a great cook? I once made a soup so good, it made people want to cry for more."
"I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Mondays.'"
"Did you see that movie where the guy gets a job as a chef? It's called 'The Waiter's Revenge.'"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
"Did you hear about the man who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!"
"Sometimes I think I'm a verb. I'm always running out of time."
"Did you know that the best time to hold a family reunion is during a solar eclipse? Then you can keep the family together, but the sun won't."
"Ever notice that the word 'hotel' has the word 'hoax' in it? Because sometimes, the service really is a sham!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
Remember, a smile is the shortest distance between two people, so share these laughs and spread some warmth today!