暖心搞笑文案短句英文
Life's a funny thing – it throws us curveballs, but we hit them with a smile. Here's a little sunshine to brighten your day:
"Even when you fall on your face, you're still moving forward – just with a slightly different perspective."
"Don't let the bed bugs bite, unless they're chocolate-covered. Then, enjoy the treat!"
"Somewhere, someone is quoting you as their example of what not to do. And you're doing just fine."
"Life is like a remote control. Sometimes you need to change the channel to find something that makes you laugh."
"Remember, if you're not failing now and then, you're not trying hard enough. So, embrace those fails with a laugh!"
"Did you know? The best way to avoid responsibility is to say 'I'm on it!' and then run away."
"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you're allergic to joy, antihistamines probably won't help."
"Always borrow money from a friend – it's the perfect way to strengthen your friendship. Kidding! But if you do, make sure it's a friend who's a great reminder of why you shouldn't lend money."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, add a shot of tequila. Because, why not?"
"Ever notice how the instructions on a shampoo bottle say 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'? And yet, no matter how many times you repeat, your hair never looks like the girl in the commercial. True story."
"Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes. So, make sure to say 'hello' with a smile and 'goodbye' with a laugh."
"Remember, it's okay to be a hot mess. Just make sure you're a well-seasoned one."
"Finally, don't worry if you're not perfect. No one is. That's what makes us perfectly imperfect, and perfectly hilarious."